Stacy Innerst is the artist. You are the caption writer.

The slimmer-but-still-substantial Caption Contest carries on.

Send up to three entries to page2@ post-gazette.com or mail to: Caption Contest, Post-Gazette Portfolio, 34 Boulevard of the Allies, Pittsburgh PA 15222.

Please include your address and neighborhood. Deadline: Nov. 9. The top three writers receive a PG umbrella and publication here in two weeks.

First Place

"After the merger, it became apparent there were redundancies."

Kyle Costello, Squirrel Hill

Second Place

"What do you mean, Catwoman invited you up for a martini? Catwoman invited me up for a martini!"

Robert Wolf, Stanton Heights

Third Place

"Yeah, this economy is awful. I'm interviewing for the security guard position. You?"

Mike Connell, Greenfield

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First published on November 1, 2009 at 12:00 am