
Stacy Innerst is the artist. You are the caption writer.
The slimmer-but-still-substantial Caption Contest carries on.
Send up to three entries to page2@ post-gazette.com or mail to: Caption Contest, Post-Gazette Portfolio, 34 Boulevard of the Allies, Pittsburgh PA 15222.
Please include your address and neighborhood. Deadline: Nov. 9. The top three writers receive a PG umbrella and publication here in two weeks.

"After the merger, it became apparent there were redundancies."
Kyle Costello, Squirrel Hill
"What do you mean, Catwoman invited you up for a martini? Catwoman invited me up for a martini!"
Robert Wolf, Stanton Heights
"Yeah, this economy is awful. I'm interviewing for the security guard position. You?"
Mike Connell, Greenfield
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